| me: tell me a story one day there was this boy and he fell for this girl he told himself well i'm never going to win her heart just sitting on my ass doing nothing 12:29 AM but he didn't like the idea of a loser with a job taking her on the account of he had a little extra to spend on her 12:30 AM so he devised a plan to kill another trying to woo his love's heart step one! get a job he had to pay for the gun somehow me: lol and found an old man interested in some young boys and as luck would have it 12:32 AM he employed himself not as a prostitue which he did pass up on some pretty generous offers but as a teacher to a charasmatic old man 12:33 AM who had gotten so much he had no need to force someone into submission so! the man gave the boy a $40 dollar payccheck for a lesson and the boy saved for his gun after buying ciggerettes and beer of course but then 12:34 AM me: what a generous man! texted him one night he eager as he could texted back "hello my friend" he said "if there was one boy or another you would say you were loooking after hoping to kiss you who would it be?" 12:35 AM to which the girl replied if this is your sick way of telling me that you like me then well i 'm taken! "not for long" and the boy shot the one posessing her for he knew that when she said i'm taken it did not mean she was in love with another 12:36 AM it meant that an evil alien which had cast a spell on her enslaving her to do the most boring of tasks and being payed in love but having noone to spend that love on she kept it in the bank letting it go to waste till this one lonely soul set her free 12:37 AM now i realize you may be asking yourself just where did the boy get the gun? well if you recall, oh well it seems to me that i forgot to mention this bit, but the boy lived in the third ward and talk is cheap and guns are cheaper there back to the story the little girl 12:38 AM now a lady with all this love locked away shared it with this boy and they lived happily ever after | 
